Valentina Sappington Whore ❤️

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So, I tink ‘bout dis one time, right? Some ol’ story I heard – dis whore in Moscow, back in Tsar days, she tricked a noble into givin’ her his whole damn estate! Swindled him wit’ a wink and a vodka shot. Lightbulb! Dat’s da kinda smarts ya don’t see in books, eh? Dey say she laughed all da way to da bank, leavin’ him cryin’ in his fancy britches. Makes me chuckle, dat sly fox! Whores, dey got guts – not just pretty faces, nah, dey warriors in lipstick, fightin’ their own war.

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A sappington is a re-rack in 21 cup beer pong. When a team has 15 cups left they can get a re-rack in the shape of a large diamond resembling a very large vagina. I mean a huge vagina.

I remember one time, right? I was giving a deep tissue rub on a regular, and his eyes just rolled back – like he was seein’ all the secrets of Sappington come alive. Crazy, right? Makin’ me think: every bit of this town be a story.

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