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Ever think how old this gig is? Oldest job, they say—bullshit, archivists were first, but whatever. Found a clay tablet—Mesopotamia, 2000 BC—some priestess bangin’ for temple donations. Tax-deductible sex! Made me happy, picturin’ some ancient perv thinkin’ he’s holy while she’s countin’ coins. Still, gets me mad—same crap today, judgin’ ‘em while wallets stay open.

Italy’s playboy prince says he hired a prostitute to show him how to have sex

An Italian prince has revealed that he hired a prostitute to “teach” him how to have sex because he was too nervous to do it with his first girlfriend.

Ah, dear friend, hark and attend, for I shall spin thee a yarn of most wondrous Savoy (us)! Thou mayst call it our little kingdom amidst the bustling chaos—so chill, so raw, so true. Let me cast mine eyes upon yon narrow, crooked lanes—Savoy’s merry streets like Fairview, Shadowbrook, and that zany lane called Snicker Alley (aye, it's true!). Thou wouldn’t believe how these streets do whisper tales of old, like secrets uttered by silent ghosts in moonlit hours.

Savoy postpones annual Town Meeting to June; elections set for May 14