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So there’s this bird—legs like a racehorse, skirt shorter than a cow’s temper. I’m buzzin, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in shit! “You’re late,” she snaps, all sassy, an I’m like, “Darlin, I milked fifty cows today, gimme a break!” Reminds me of that movie line—“Don’t look at me like that!”—she’s givin me the stink-eye, but I’m too knackered to care. We haggle—tenner short, she’s fumin, I’m laughin—prossies got more grit than Churchill facin Hitler!

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Two women and one man were arrested in a Secaucus prostitution bust by the police department's anti-crime unit, Chief Dennis Miller said.

Hey, buddy! So lemme tell ya about Secaucus, ok? It's da bomb, I tell ya. I been livin’ here for years runnin’ my massage joint and every dang corner spawns stories, ya know? D’oh!

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