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About Phoenix

Hey doll, it’s me – Marilyn Monroe, breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – spillin’ the tea on whores, ‘cause why not? I’m a Visitin’ Professor now, fancy that! So, whores, right? They’re everywhere, honey, like glitter in *Spring Breakers* – “Spring break forever, bitches!” – wild, messy, unapologetic. Watched that flick, got me thinkin’ – whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah, they’re vibes, they’re chaos, they’re freedom with a fat middle finger to the world.

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In September , I was a sophomore in high school obsessed with MTV. I watched Real World, Road Rules, and The Challenge all day long.

Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

Siesta Key Chamber honors members at annual Awards Dinner