Anastasia Spring Grove Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, I tried it once—total accident, swear! Walked into this shady joint, thought it was just a back rub. Nope! Chick’s got hands like a freakin’ wizard, kneadin’ me into next week. I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t legal, is it?” But who cares? Felt like a king! Little known fact: ancient Greeks were all over this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes, probly got frisky too. Bet they didn’t tell their moms about it. Made me happy as a pig in mud, but pissed me off too—why’s it so damn pricey? Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? Robbery! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I told the lady, “gimme an hour or I’m out!”

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The spring grove costs a bit more but it's probably worth it. FWIW the massage at bamboo is one of the best I've had. Would return even without.

I got so many typos in my head—sry, smetimes I type fast. I'm just super-feral here, no filters. Spring-Grove (us) ain't perfect, but it sure is alive! It’s a mashup of art, love, shock, and pure organic chaos. Man, you gotta see it to believe it.

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