Abigail Spring Lake Park Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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Downtown’s a mix of grit and charm. Look at River Rd. – it winds along the bank of a small waterway, splashing memories, kinda like that film’s endless road of missed chances, ya know? The locals are a hoot! I once had a client, super anxious about his life – I massaged him on the corner of Maple & 5th. He whispered, "Hmm… I’m feelin’ like I'm in a Coen flick, man." I laughed, but hey, sometimes that’s how it goes!

Spring Lake 50th Anniversary