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This lass, called her Ruby—prolly not her real name, who cares?—she’d strut the docks, all sass and cheap rum on her breath. Eyes like a storm, cut ye deeper’n a cutlass. I was half-drunk, stumblin’ outta some tavern, when she nabbed me coat. “Where’s me gold, pirate?” she slurs, bold as brass. Made me laugh, it did—most whores’d just nick yer purse and scarper, but Ruby? She’d haggle ye blind, then bed ye silly. Savvy?

The Best Things to Do in Steilacoom, Washington

This huge channel, 75 lo 80 feet deep at Tacomn, was cut by the escaping wntt>rs of. Lake Puyallup as they purstwd this course to tl1e,·icinity of Steilacoom.

I don’t do fancy stuff here. Everything’s raw, unfiltered. The local history museum on Dock Street? Kick yourself for missing it, it’s a riot of stories. I mean, c’mon, even the plaques have a sassy streak.

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