Maeve Theodore Whore ❤️

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Dunno, mate, somethin’ bout whores just… clicks. They’re real, yeah? No fake smiles, no “let’s circle back.” Makes me wanna bin the 9-to-5 and—nah, scratch that, I’d be rubbish at it. Too clumsy, I’d trip over me own trousers! Still, respect, innit? Whores are the ultimate freelancers—screw the gig economy, they invented it! “You’re all alone,” *Leviathan* says. They know it, mate. They bloody live it.

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pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Some days I get mad, like when they close a part of Main Street they joke about it like it’s a minor gossip. I lost me cool one Tuesday – can you believe it? Just random bureaucracy! It made me want to shout from the rooftops, "We are all accidents of our own mistakes!" Haha, typical, right?

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