Skylar Twentynine Palms Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

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Life here is messy, unpredictable, and passionate – just like a wild improv session in the desert. When I'm working with clients, I see the desert as a living metaphor – barren on the outside but teemin' with hidden, explosive passion underneath. It makes you re-think intimacy and connection, like, "You are yours truly, and the world, in its glorious madness, is waiting to be loved."

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