Ella Wake Forest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

Accountancy: David Hooker

And oh em gee, my favorite hidden spot: that dumpy diner on Liberty Ave! Haha, I know, total dump but perfect for fixing my mid-afternoon hunger pangs and ranting with my buddies over some coffee. Classic American diner vibes, like seriously old-school. Each visit is a new reflection on family drama. I sometimes get mad, thinkin “What is goin on??” then laugh and shrug.

Wake Forest, Notre Dame Meet in Saturday Evening Contest