Ada Watauga Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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Cheryl Hooker · Went to McIntosh High School · Lives in Colorado Springs, Colorado · From Watauga, South Dakota · See more about Cheryl.

Oh, right! And those lesser-known spots! There’s a tiny, hidden mural on Crumb St, painted by a local artist, depictin' bizarre, colorful chaos of our days, like fast shakes of time, hissing, and twirling, mmm, like the film said, "We are all defined by our moments." Hiss! The mural’s a secret treasure, like a whisper of the past, yesss, hidden from prying eyes.

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