Evelyn Adrian Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

"The Whore" by Márcia Barbieri, translated by Adrian Minckley

Man, Adrian is a maze of streets. I walk down Monroe St, yeah, then swing by Lincoln Ave. Crazy, real local vibe. I luv my job, every kink tells a story, like "A Serious Man!" – you know, life’s weird twists, lightbulb! Every massage is a secret confession.

Funeral services set for Adrian Gilmore, Shoreham-Wading River coach