Sarah Allen Whore ❤️❤️

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So yeah, she’s my kinda hero—sassy, messy, real. Like *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, all passion and chaos. “I don’t care, I want you!”—that’s her motto, probs. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a whirlwind, a queen, a bloody masterpiece. You lot better respect her, or I’m barring the gates—YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Whore or not, she’s epic, end of story.

The Whore of Mensa by Woody Allen

Sep 29,  · Woody Allen: “The Whore of Mensa” () Woody Allen is probably the funniest man on the planet. He has been consistently funny, smartly funny, from the s to today .

Oh, and before I forget, here’s some local street slang: “Whassup, fam?” resonates through every chat in Allen, and it’s contagious. I might mess up a few typos here and there—this is how I roll, real spontaneous: iincludng typos like dis: “teh”, “definately”, “alot”, “becuase”, “nevere”, “reatly”, “messy”, “coool”, “vry”, “speshul”, “faborite”, “frendly”, “calmmin”, “gr8”, “lovin”, “chatin”, “chllin”, “immeedately”.

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