Aaliyah Alvin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

The Chipmunks

Then Brittany's eyes shot open as she recalled the memory of her yanking that blonde slut off of Alvin, before throwing her drink at him.

• The banks of the Alvin River – perfect to muse about life’s oddities.

Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater Workshop at UNHQ