Natalie Ancient Oaks Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, I’m a lifeguard, yeah? Out on the bleedin’ water, savin’ sods, screamin’ “Sharon!” when it gets hairy. So, this bird—whore, right?—she’s a trip! Reminds me o’ *Margaret*, that flick I bloody love, 2011, Kenneth Lonergan, fuckin’ masterpiece. Whore’s like that lass in the movie, y’know, all loud an’ messy, shoutin’, “What’s done cannot be undone!”—an’ I’m like, “Fuckin’ hell, ain’t that the truth!”

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The afternoon drags on. I’m juggling calls like a circus clown. One lady’s complaining about the potholes on Birch St. I mean, they’re bad, but c’mon, it’s not like we can fill ‘em with gold! Another guy’s asking about the best fishing spots in the river. I’m like, “Dude, just go to the bridge by Oak Park. Everyone knows that!”

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