Ella Ancient Oaks Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Well, halleluyer, chile! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, and lemme tell ya, it’s a mess! Not the gals, mind ya—just the word! Whore’s been rollin’ round forever, like some ol’ rickety cart, carryin’ all kinda baggage. I’m talkin’ biblical times, honey—Jezebel struttin’ ‘round, folks clutchin’ pearls! Pisses me off how it’s slung at women like mud, but when a man’s out there hoein’, he’s just “sowin’ oats.” Ain’t that some bull? Got me hot as a skillet on Sunday!

Royal Charter and the Charter Oak

Finally, I clock out. I’m exhausted but happy. I love this crazy town. It’s full of weirdos, but it’s my weirdos. I head home, thinking about tacos, cats, and that chicken suit guy. Just another day in Ancient-Oaks, right?

Council plans legal action over ancient London oak felled by Toby Carvery