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About Phoenix

I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

Descendants of Hooker Bartlett

Now, Bartlett ain't all sunshine. Some sh*t gets under my skin – like that constant traffic over on Maple Ave near the river. The Des Plaines River, man – it's twisty, turny... kind of like my thoughts sometimes when I'm massaging someone stressed to bits. And hey, remember that scene where nature’s breathin’ in all the little miracles? Yeah, that’s what I feel at the riverbank, even if I’m a bit mad at the honks and beeps at times.

Bartlett's new-ball skills earn MLC deal with San Francisco Unicorns