Harper Bensonhurst Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

Unlearning to Tawk Like a New Yorker

YOU ARE READING. Healing Nature. Fanfiction. Locked away for over 30 years in Arkham resides a prisoner who has seemingly seen it all.

Hmm, hmmm… Bensonhurst, ya know, ain’t just a borough—its a feel, it is. Crazy, wild it gets. Streets! Grand Ave, a buzzin’ artery, it is. 18th Ave too, crowded with chatter, smells of roasted chestnuts, mixed with blazin’ kebabs. “Do or do not, there is no try,” like Yoda said, mmm!

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