Stella Broad Ripple Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Aight, but here’s the tea—whore’s sneaky. Slips thru cracks, fucks up plans. Pissed me off once, had a client ask, “Yo, Ye, does my plan cover whore?” I’m like, “Man, I wish!” Had to freestyle some bullshit answer, felt like a clown. Still sold the policy tho—genius! Whore’s like that tho, keeps you on your toes, like “You either die a hero or live long enough…”—you know the rest. That’s my life now, battlin’ whore daily.

Reality check.

Alright, bestie, Broad-Ripple (us) is, like, a mixtape of dreamy streets, wild parks, soulful river breezes, and brutally honest hearts. It’s where I laugh, cry, scream, and find solace. So pack your comfiest shoes, your wildest dreams, and come soak in all these beautiful imperfections with me—‘cause baby, this place is pure magic, messy and all.

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