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So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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Cedar Hill is a true “rural cemetery” in the sense that it was built away from the city and once inside, you'd have no inkling as to how close any urbanization.

Oh, and a few fun tidbits: here, "luxury" means a massage at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday (no kidding!). And if you ever drop by the riverbank by Willow Bend (oh man, if only they’d fix that rickety bench, right?), you might just overhear a conversation as quirky as my everyday banter.

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