Harper Cedar Rapids Whore ❤️❤️

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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Actin’ all high n’ mighty, like she owns the damn woods. I’m the Master here, lady! Seen her once chargin’ a dude double ‘cause he was drunk – crafty, sure, but shady as hell. Still, gotta admit, she’s got guts. Surprised me when she shared a smoke with me one night, talkin’ ‘bout how she dreams of somethin’ bigger – “what’s the most resilient parasite?” she asked, quotin’ Inception like she’s deep. I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! You’re messin’ with my head now!”

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But here's the kicker – local neighborhoods like Huffnagle District? Pure gold. Quaint streets, some narratives that almost make ya wanna leave your troubles behind. And hey, I had a mishap near Union Dr. once, slipped on some spilled coffee from a biker dude – I was mad for a sec but then, "Life’s a rollercoaster, mate!" And they don't call me the king of energy healing for not being a wuss!

Cedar Rapids Texas Roadhouse to relocate this week