Willow Chicago Loop Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

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Ever been down Michigan Ave? That place is a riot. Skyscrapers all over, like the Willis Tower, flexin' its muscles. And hey, Millennium Park? Pure magic! I mean, the Bean reflects your soul. Crazy, right? Plus, there's Grant Park, a lil' patch o' green wrapped by the Chicago River. The river's a sneaky snake, winding through the city. Trust me, every twist holds a secret, a tiny mystery ready for discovery.

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