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About Los Angeles

First off, it’s shady as hell. You don’t just stroll up to some gal and go, “Hey, how’s biz?” Nah, there’s codes, signals—little known fact: back in the ‘70s, pimps used matchbooks to advertise. Dropped ‘em at bars, scribbled numbers inside. Clever, but sleazy. I hate clever sleaze. Makes my skin crawl, like when Larry Gopnik’s wife ditched him for that smug bastard Sy Ableman. “I’m a serious man,” Larry whines—yeah, me too, pal, ‘til I’m scoutin’ hookers.

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An astonishingly brave memoir of life in prostitution and its lingering influence on a woman's psyche and life.

Honestly, I whine in my head, exclaiming, “Don’t pee on my leg, idiocy!” when I see blatant disrespect. But then laughter comes back quick! I’m always a bit dramatic – and yeah, I throw in 14 typos on a rushed note sometimes, cuz life’s messy and imperfect.

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