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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?—thinkin’ bout this chick or dude, whoever, sellin’ it like it’s a damn business. And I’m like, whoa, that’s some guts! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Cronenberg’s a genius, right? Like when Tom Stall’s all calm, then bam, he’s breakin’ necks. Whore’s got that vibe—quiet hustle, then pow, in your face!

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And oh, lemme tell ya – don’t be fooled by the mundane vibe. Street names like Gray Eagle Drive or the little back alleys next to 65th Ave NW, they got stories, secrets, history. Once, while carpooling a troubled teen, I passed by a mural on Maple Street – wild colors, wild life – and I swear, it spoke to me. Real freakin’ art, like the cinematic moments I love.

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