Emilia Cortland Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Listen up, kid, let’s talk whores. Dangerous gig, yeah? Slinking through shadows, like those CIA spooks in *Zero Dark Thirty*. “This is what we do.” Risky as hell—disease, creeps, cops, all hunting ‘em down. Makes me mad, y’know? World chews ‘em up, spits ‘em out. Saw this one chick, swear, worked the Coruscant underworld—tougher than a rancor. Little known fact: old Rome had whores registered, taxed ‘em like spice traders. Wild, right?

Sex Offenders

Wesley Hooker. Front cover image for Cortland standard and journal. Newspaper, English, Publisher: Wesley Hooker, Cortland, N.Y., Genre: Newspapers.

Bruh, if you're ever here, hit up my secret favorite spot: a hole-in-the-wall bar on Sidewalk Alley. I got tons of mad stories from there, laughing too loud, trippin' on midnight melodies, and just letting loose my geeky dating hacks... It's like a coded message from another realm.

Driver rescued after crashing into garbage truck in Cortland