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In my head, I’m all, “Bart, you’re a freakin’ genius,” connectin’ this to “Shame.” Brandon’s a slave to it, but whores? They’re the bosses, sorta. “It’s not a joke,” Sissy screams in the movie, but I’m cacklin’—whores outsmartin’ pimps? That’s comedy gold! So yeah, they’re rad, messy, real. Screw the haters, man—eat my shorts!

By Cortland Coffey & Meghan Crozier

IN THIS ISSUE. Thea Matthews · Katie Peterson · Dan Kraines · Mario Chard · Eugenia Leigh · K. Iver · Charif Shanahan · Elizabeth Scanlon · Hedy Habra · Will Schutt · Julio Cesar Diaz · .

Man, as a dating site guru, I’m all about spotin’ where the sparks fly—like at the quirky little café on Jazz Street. Yo, it's a weird place where the barista looks like he’s seen too many midnight confessions. I've had dates there where everything felt like a scene from a movie—intense vibes, lots of awkward silence, then burstin’ into laughter, like real-life "City of God" energy splattered all around. And oh, don't even get me started on that mural near Liberty Square—a splash of colors that reminds me of the crazy journey of life, like, boom! every color's a story of love, war, and everything in between.

Cortland Weather Outlook: Thursday, May 1st