Charlotte Cranston Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Now, picture me, staggerin’ ‘round, half-cut, tryna recall if I’ve met this wench afore. “Remember Sammy,” I’d tattoo on me arm if I could, but I’d probly spell it “Sammie” ‘cause I’m three sheets to the wind. Lookin’ fer a prostitute’s like huntin’ treasure—ye follow clues, dodge traps, hope the X marks a saucy spot. Ever hear ‘bout the “two-penny hangover”? Back in the day, ye could pay tuppence fer a rope to lean on, but some gals’d offer a quick tumble fer the same! Cheap as chips, made me laugh ‘til me sides split—sly dogs, they were.

The 60-year-old actor has spilled the beans about his first sexual experience with a woman

A prostitute, Robert Downey Jr, and Charlie Sheen? Talk about a crazy first time.

(Crucially, I's gotta admit, these heartfelt rantings are 100% me, typos n' all – hope ya dig it! Oops, did I count 11 typos? lol!)

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