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Ever hear ‘bout wheat rust? Sounds like a pirate disease, arrgh! It’s this fungus that screws crops, been a pain since forever! Farmers hate it, I hate it, it’s the worst! But we fight back with sciency stuff – so cool! *Before Sunset* vibes again – Celine says, “Memory is a wonderful thing,” and I’m like, yeah, ‘cept when wheat remembers to die on me!

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Mesdames, meet Vincent. For a mere $, the part-time Toronto resident and full-time “Straight Male Escort and Ladies’ Olivia dates rich older men in exchange for gifts and money. She Missing: Crestline.

Then you hit Riverbend Lane – this narrow street runs parallel to the Raging River (trust me, the water’s noisy, like a constant reminder of life’s absurdity). That river, it cuts through the city like a bloody metaphor, ya know? And yeah, sometimes I sit by its banks thinking, “Wow, this is like watching a slow-motion train wreck,” but in a beautiful way.

Several events planned in April at the Crestline Public Library