Luna Crestview Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re like coffee plantations in "White Material," ya know? Runnin’ wild, untamed, makin’ folks mad and hot under the collar! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAA! I mean, whores got that vibe—dangerous, sexy, like Isabelle Huppert dodgin’ chaos in the flick. “The land’s too hot,” she says—same with whores, too hot to handle, amirite?

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Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

Crestview Police educate community on ordinance to curb distracting 'snipe signs'