Luna Cypress Lake Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Dogville,” my fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a freakin’ genius, right? Whores, they’re everywhere in that movie, not literal ones, but the vibe—ya know, the whole “you’re beneath me” crap. Like Grace, she’s no whore, but they treat her like one, and I’m screamin’ at the screen, “Oh my gawd, leave her alone!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA!

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This fantastic villa is located in a golf resort located centrally in the famous wine growing region of the Hunter Valley.

O’er Highmoor Street, thou wilt find quaint cafés and lively havens, where art thou may rest thy weary feet. Mine own fav’r spot? The daisied bench ‘neath the gnarled limbs of ancient elm in Kingsford Park—aye, such a perch hath oft seen my own tearful confessions and burst-out laughter. Sometimes, I be thinkin’: “Dost thou truly know the cost of your heart’s passion?” Truly, the words echo from that wondrous film!

Flash flood warning at Cypress Lake Dam for ‘imminent’ failure