Ada Duncan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Photo by Heather Hooker Duncan on February 16,

I gotta mention, dude, the local diner “Sizzle & Love” – oh man, that place is a haven for night owls, drippin’ with personality and saucy charm. I remember one crazy night, talkin’ about life, touch, and all kinds of steamy love-toasts with a couple of hippies – it was wild, like scenes from an unscripted Arthouse flick, man!

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