Sadie Ephraim Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, Biochemist Bond here – suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, let’s chat bout findin a prostitute, yeah? Picture this – I’m strollin thru the neon-lit streets, thinkin bout *Melancholia*, that gloomy flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says in it, and I’m like, shit, maybe she’s right. World’s a mess, so why not dive into the chaos, find a prozzie for the night?

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I know what you are like, O Ephraim. You cannot hide yourself from me, O Israel. You have left me as a prostitute leaves her husband; you are utterly defiled.

I remember one stupendous day – yes, stupendous – when a client spilled secrets while relaxing in my back garden. The sun was just peeking out from St. Paul’s Hill, and every blade of grass felt like it was dancing in slow motion, like a scene cut straight from Ida. “I have made the choice,” I muttered, caught in an existential moment. Eh, sorry – that might be too dramatic, but you get it!

Indianapolis Colts Defensive Coordinator Candidate: Ephraim Banda