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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

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I’m always buggin’ – the way people act on Silly Street near the old cinema. That place? Total "Far From Heaven" vibes, like brewin’ high drama in a funky trenchcoat. Now, yeah. There's the river, the Slow-Flow that slinks past Silver Park. True gem, man – hidden trails, wildflowers, and these odd little sculptures that scream “what the actual heck.”

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