Olivia Frankenmuth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, so I’m dis insurance investigator, right, sittin’ here tinkin’ ‘bout whores, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, big muscles, big attitude, investigatin’ da shady stuff, and lemme tell ya ‘bout dis one whore – oh boy, she’s a wild one! Picture dis: smoky room, cheap perfume, she’s hustlin’, workin’ da streets like it’s her kingdom. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century* – ya know, dat artsy Thai masterpiece by Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006, so chill yet so deep. Dere’s dis line, “The past is gone,” and I’m like, damn, dat’s her life, man, she’s livin’ it rough, no lookin’ back!

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I told Chooch that this place was going to be like the Hooter's of Frankenmuth, with Bavarian boobs spilling out of corseted beer garden dresses.

Now, I'll let you in on a secret, mate: there’s a back alley off Bavarian Way that only the real connoisseurs know. It's filled with murals and odd little cafés selling pretzels that would make even Gustave crack a smile. But hey, don’t tell the PTA next door; they’d have a field day.

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