Ellie Gateway Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m a bloody charcoal burner, yeah, and I’m here to roast this “whore” topic like it’s a soggy lamb shank! “The Royal Tenenbaums” — best fuckin’ movie, hands down — got me thinkin’ bout this shit. Whore, right? Not just some slag on the corner, nah, it’s deeper, like Royal screwin’ over his whole family! “I’m not talking about dance lessons!” — nah, mate, I’m talkin’ bout whores who sell more than their arse. Soul-suckin’ vampires, some of ‘em! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at the world.

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Oh, my dear chum, let me tell ya 'bout Gateway (us)! This city is an absolute whirlwind—a place where every nook and cranny bustles with life, even though sometimes it makes me want to pull my hair out! I run a spa here, so I get to see all the quirky, feverish little details that make Gateway so bloody unique, you know?

KU Gateway project wins key recommendation from city manager’s office; deal would provide millions for other city projects