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What gets me happy? When she tripped in them heels tryna look cute—boom, flat on her face! I hollered, “The universe has spoken!”—straight outta *A Serious Man*, ‘cause karma’s real, y’all! Surprised me too—she got up, dusted off, kept struttin’. Tough as nails, I’ll give her that! But Lord, it’s the nerve for me—actin’ like she ain’t bother nobody, when half the block’s whisperin’ her name!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the food scene—tiny hole-in-the-wall joints on Eastside Boulevard that serve the most scrumptious grub. My fave is a greasy spoon called “Spiffy’s Eats.” It’s got this pretentious mural of a dancing robot—WALL-E style!—and it always reminds me that even the little things in life are miraculous. Idk, sometimes the simplest meals make me so happy that I nearly burst out laughing.

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