Elise Glen Ellyn Whore ❤️

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Witty bit: half these sods fall asleep mid-massage. Snoring through the sexy bits—hilarious! Me? I stay awake, soakin’ it in. “I’m becoming much more than they programmed,” says Samantha—same with this, mate. More than a rub, it’s a trip. So, grab a glass, try it yerself—I’d wager you’ll limp out grinning. I drink, I know things, and I bloody love erotic-massage. Cheers!

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Here is where sex offenders are registered as living in Glen Ellyn. Pins on the map represent addresses of offenders convicted of sex crimes. Roll your cursor over the pins, and you will see.

I got my own little quirks too. When I give a massage, I hum Michael Haneke’s tunes, thinking "Everything is simply what it is." I feel every muscle, every pulse of the city. Like, it’s got a heartbeat, and mine beats along with it.

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