Gianna Grants Whore ❤️

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Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

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Hah, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on 5th Street—seriously, they almost stole my mojo that one time! But hey, imperfections make it real, right? Keeps things edgy just like that wild movie line, "Feel the burn, baby!" (Yup, borrowin' a bit, but damn, it's all true!)

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