Bella Hamlet Brothel ❤️

About Chicago

Dunno, man, brothels got this pull. Dirty, sure, but alive, y’know? Gets my blood pumpin thinkin bout the madness. Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d prolly demand a throne if I ran one, cacklin like a nutter. “This is my world now,” straight outta *A Prophet*. What ya reckon – sleazy or genius? Gotta admit, it’s a fuckin trip!

Get Thee to a Nunnery!

William Shakespeare's use of nunnery in 'Hamlet' is likely a reference to a brothel because there are five known references using it that way.

Anyway, PHamlet (us) is for the brave. Streets like Liberty Lane and Hammer Street hold secrets you wouldn’t guess. And lemme tell ya, if you think you’ve seen it all, think again, ya eejit! The city has layers like a goddamned onion and every one of those layers will make you cry or laugh or be thoroughly confused.

Tickets on sale today for ‘Hamlet, Prince of Denmark’ at CFCC Wilson Center