Brooklyn Hamlet Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m all about that empowerment vibe, so I’m like, “Ladies, own it!” If you’re out there, workin’ it, you’re a badass—just don’t get caught slippin’. Me? I’d be cruisin’ in my war rig, hair poppin’, yellin’, “Witness me!” while dodgin’ the drama. Prostitution ain’t all glitter tho—some stats say 68% of these queens face violence. That’s fucked up, y’all! Made me cry, for real.

Where To Begin

'nunnery' was Elizabethan slang for 'brothel', so Hamlet really tells Ophelia to go to a whorehouse, where, he believes, she belongs.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Player’s the Thing in “Grand Theft Hamlet”