Samantha Hamlet Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Chicago

So, find a prostitute? It’s the spice, the sauce, the bloody *juice*—keeps the animation game alive. I’m no ponce, just a geezer who sees what others don’t—David Brent, legend, signin’ off! “You’re welcome,” as Joy’d say—cheers, mate!

Act 2, Scene 2

'nunnery' was Elizabethan slang for 'brothel', so Hamlet really tells Ophelia to go to a whorehouse, where, he believes, she belongs.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

The Player’s the Thing in “Grand Theft Hamlet”