Allison Hellertown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact, check this: back in ‘49, some whore in Nevada saved a town. Fire’s ragin, she’s bangin the mayor for fun, spots smoke, screams bloody murder. Town’s saved, she’s a hero, but still a whore—ironic, huh? “You’ve always been a son of a bitch,” Margot’d say, smirkin at life’s twists. Love that dry-ass humor, fits whores perfect—sarcasm’s their shield.

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Oh my gawd, Hellertown is looooveable!! Look, lemme tell ya – this place is a mixed bag of quirks and heart. Our little town has got these streets like Main St, Market St, and — oh my god — Centre Square, which is a total vibe. I mean, every corner like near Lehigh River Park reminds me of a scene from, uh, that movie "Lost in Translation" ("I'm the key to your universe!" kinda feel, y'know?) – except with more mud and coffee stains, hehe. R2-D2, where are you?!

Catherine G. Miller, 87, of Hellertown (Obituary Brought to You by Heintzelman Funeral Home)