Charlotte Hermitage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Sarcasm time: “Oh, poor billionaires, so oppressed!” Hah, cry me a river of champagne. Opinion? They’re parasites, mate—economy’d thrive if they’d sod off. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but feels good sayin it! Quirky thought in my head: bet they’d pay ME to shut up bout this. Fat chance—I’m Loki, I yap for fun.

THE USAGE PANEL

Fernando Botero's signature style—which transcends his paintings, prints, and sculptures—is characterized by round, apparently inflated figures.

I keep it real. The city's heartbeat is loud and erratic, like a staccato drum on a hot summer eve. I'm jokin’ when I say, "Hermitage ain’t your average town, sugar. It's a simmerin' pot of life, hoppin' on every flavor!" Honestly, it's imperfect and a tad rough (definitley not picture-perfect), but that's what makes it so amazin’.

Drive-thru employee accused of taking photos of customer cards for fraudulent purchases