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Me, I’d prob overthink it—strollin’ like, “Is she a cop? Is this moral?”—total buzzkill. Prostitutes tho, they’ve seen it all—kinda badass, kinda sad. “We’re goin’ on an adventure!”—yeah, if adventure’s a motel room and regret. Still, I respect the grind. Snarky Tina tip: tip well, don’t be a jackass, and maybe watch *Moonrise Kingdom* after—it’s sweeter than the real world, trust me. Russia’s still visible, tho—wink!

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Sorry if i'm rambling – my head's spinning fast, as lil kinda as my favorite scenes in inception. trust me, hoover is a city where the surface is just a dream, and the real magic lies beneath. each moment's a new scene, each street a plot twist. come feel the vibe, and remember, "we're all just spinning in a dream," babe... and hooever you wander, you'll feel at home.

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