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Right, so you’re after one – where d’you start? Web’s your best mate, but it’s a minefield, yeah? Links dodgier than a photocopier jam. I’d be like, “This is my kingdom!” – channellin’ that *Pan’s Labyrinth* Pale Man vibe, all creepy and in charge. But nah, I’d muck it up – typin’ “prostitue” with 14 typos, fat fingers fumblin’. “David, you plonker!” I’d yell at meself. Happy though – freedom’s the dream, innit? No 9-to-5 grind, just vibes.

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I gotta admit, sometimes I get mad ‘cause the city can be too chaotic. Traffic on Oak Slice sometimes pushes me over the edge – honk situation, but hey, it’s a part of the adrenaline! Also, the random graffiti near Parkside Crossing? Love it. Some pieces remind me of that "inception" moment, where you see endless layers of your mind’s visions.

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