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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Old Jeffersontown Road kicks things off – its aged brick vibes mix with modern funk. I get all tingly when I stroll here – kinda like that "meet me in Montauk" feeling. The local park, Jeffersontown Park, is a sleepy paradise. Kids play, couples whisper sweet nothings. Back in my sexologist days, I’d watch how lovers lean in these shady spots... Glorious!

Club K9's Doggie Derby brings tail-wagging fun to Jeffersontown