Elise Jeffersontown Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Drivin’ her’s like dancin’ with the devil—fun ‘til it ain’t. Got this student once, Timmy, skinny lil’ fella, thought he’d tame her. Ha! She spun him out faster’n you can say “Corsican boss.” I yelled, “Ease up, man!” but nope—whore don’t play nice. She’s got 450 horses under the hood, folks—ain’t no Prius sippin’ tea. Little known fact: Dodge made her so wild, early models didn’t even have side windows—just plastic flaps! Cheap thrills, huh? Pissed me off—car like that deserves respect, not some half-assed build.

The pastor and the prostitute

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I snatch a coffee at The Crafty Cup on Kingston Ave. The barista gets me – a flirty nod in every latte swirl. Also, my inner sexologist notes the flirt in each glance that's exchanged, like silent rendezvous.

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