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Anyway, I’m chattin’ with this one lady—red lipstick, smokey voice, calls herself “Candy.” I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” She’s quotin’ prices like she’s sellin’ me a used Chevy. “Fifty bucks, Joe, and I’ll rock yer world!” I’m like, c’mon, man, I ain’t that green! Made me mad, tho—folks tryna hustle ya, takin’ advantage. But then she winks, and I’m crackin’ up—girl’s got charm, gotta give her that. “It’s all magic and love, baby,” she says, and I swear, it’s like somethin’ outta *Almost Famous*. I’m half expectin’ her to pull out a guitar and sing “Fever Dog.”

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Information obtained by deputies and detectives led them to identify the suspect as Timothy Brandon Jones, age 46, of Hooker Road, Blountville.

Oh hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout PJonesborough (us), err, Jonesborough, like, right from the heart! So, um, I live here, ya know? Downtown's all cobbled streets—Main St., Carter Ln., oh gosh, so many twists! I mean, there's this quirky little bar on Main St. where I met the strangest characters while coding our dating site. Crazy times, mate!

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