Megan Kenmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Kenmore Brand Overview

Yo, listen up! This is your pleasure coach from Kenmore (us) – been kickin’ it here for years, and lemme tell ya… I pity the fool who hasn’t seen its magic!

Kenmore’s Prentiss Park improvement plans move forward