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Lemme tell ya somethin’ — little known fact, right? Back in the ‘80s, Miami hookers had this code, man. They’d twirl their hair twice if they was clean, no diseases or whatever. Ain’t that wild? I’m out here, squintin’ like a dumbass, tryna see if this chick’s twirlin’ right. Say hello to my little friend! He’s ready, but I ain’t catchin’ no bugs, comprende?

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